country matters

in support of our historic right to do what the hell we like on our own land as long as it's not illegal, I invite my newly-politicised chums to join me after the demo at next weekend's hamster-throwing fiesta at The Bilious Yeoman, Farrington Gurney - monkey-roast, bear-bile extraction video, debeaking competition; talk: 'from paté de foie gras to veal - six politically incorrect courses' by Mrs Eileen Rushworth; and in the kiddies tent - Freddie the Blackface Frog-Stomping Clown and The Passion of The Christ. (and as Yom Kippur approaches: ritual chicken-swinging.) all proceeds in aid of cosmetics-related animal research. wear your fur with pride.