keep your armadillos healthy with a teasel in their tea -
wash their paws in guacamole and their tails in the sea;
no self-respecting 'dillo goes to bed in dirty socks,
so be sure to boil them nightly -
keep them free from sparrow-pox,
read them tiny Taoist tropes,
rescue grandad from the zoo -
if your armadillo's happy - why, then you'll be happy too.