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it's been a while since I looked directly at The Sun (you go blind, y'know) so it needed a nudge-nudge-wink-wink from Bloggerheads to draw my attention to the fact that Page 3 models seem now to have developed speech-ballooned political opinions to add to their usual assets. porn has always been a (snigger) tool of propaganda, and The Sun has always been nothing more than a liberal-bashing organ (double-snigger) peddling the neo-fascist Murdoch's world view to the feeble-minded and the gullible (all three-and-a-half million of them, godhelpus). it nevertheless comes as a bit of a surprise to discover that the indisputable authority of the lovely Shell Jubin (BA Hons [First Class] in Art History, University of Glasgow, fourth-placed contestant in this year's Big Brother, Page 3 girl Monday August 23rd) has been dragooned into shaming the wussie Page 3 knockers (triple snigger) with her definitive put-down:
"Those who sneer at Page 3 lack intelligence."
*hangs head*
(Bloggerheads)

(update - so many google searches on 'shell jubin nude' - so much disappointment - the relevant archive for The Sun Page 3 is here. her appearance was on 23/08/2004. you're welcome.)